Milky White, 'ad a fight

We knew there'd be a fight, regardless of whether Melvyn didn't. He would not believe any one disfavoured him, we could tell that. But Dodge, well, we knew him inside out. Dodge hated his courage already and wanted to punch him one on the nose. And Dodge knew me and Daz and skinny too, knew that we were right behind him regardless of if we wouldn't be doing any of the shirt pulling ourselves, which is all fights were in our experience, tugs-o-war, mis-kicks and botched head-locks. Dodge's specialism, in reality.

A Boeing 707 flew overhead, so in the silence where fights are made or declined, we all looked up until the sun blinded us. Melvyn took our silence for ignorence and saw his first big chance with words. He'd done the march past with the toys we didn't have, so here came the words we would not know :

that could be a VC10 he said.

Suprisingly, I threw the first stone.

Balls, I said, and waited for his comeback. He wasn't to grasp my Godfather ran the Robertsbridge Aircraft Recognition Society. We dug up Heinkels and lost Hurricanes on saturdays and went to airshows and recognition competitons. I was it's youngest spotter. Came 26th in the All-England, 120 grown men spotting dots in the sky, flashed on a slide screen for one tenth of a second in Holborn Public Library. But this was the sole error Melvyn would make and he didn't challenge me or give me a chance to shine. He was clever that way. He just looked down his nose and slit his eyes. Skinny got scared and jumped off the wall, diffusing the moment.

'Ow, me poor feet. 'Ere, show yer where The Cow's Gate is chum ? We're it's Gang, ain't we Daz ?

We set off in single file, like the school bell had pealed at the end of break, disinclined boys, a creeping dustcloud which had no wind to shift it. From the corner thin pointed up the road too eagerly, as if our Mou-vyn might disperse.

See where that gate is ? Thass it, our Gang gate. Thass the field in vair. Used to be an 'ouse din there Daz. Weren' permitted in there then were we.
Dodge tried inciting things a second time.

Gelz still ain' allowed in there.

Oo you callin' a gel, Packham ?

Not you thin, 'im ! Vat gigantic twerp, he claimed, jerking a grubby half-nailed thumb at Melvyn who was not the least put out, his thumbs tucked in jean pockets like he realized he was the quicker draw.

The fight happened beside our marbles hole under old bag Aida's hedge. Dodge failed to stand any chance. He even looked defeated before the 1st swipe, his bum sticking out of jumble sale hipsters, the bottoms of his Empire Made plimpsoles flapping like jaws, his dish-cloth t-shirt which once related Dukhams blobbed with Instant Whip. Melvyn did not flinch at the challenge, or wait for more provocation, he just stepped forward and squared his fists with army precision learned from his pop with the punch bag and leather boxing gloves we would seen him carry past us himself. Yes, Melvyn boxed like Cassius Clay and Dodge wrestled like Mick Macmanus. He stoached like a cow in mud trying to yank a handful of Melvyn's hair or kick him up the ass till Melvyn one-two'd him, nose and courage, and tipped him backwards. Dodge slobbered like a bulldog and Melvyn, with distaste at becoming filthy, without gloves or groundsheet, knelt on Dodge's tit and banged his head up and down on the marbles hole :

Submit ? Submit, you great oaf ?

We might never seen anything like it. Me, Daz and thin were impaled with dread and grudging admiration. Dodge, up till then our reliable bulldog, was reduced to whimpering :

Year, oi submit, submit, y've 'urt me face...

His handkerchief was a ripped square of old bedsheet. He twisted two ends and screwed them into bloody nostrils. Melvyn just stood brushing Dodge-matter from his person with still clean hands swiped red at the knuckles. Dodge was a bad loser and only made his humiliation worse.

Mummy's boy, he revealed in an amusing voice. Getcha nex' toime.

I'm not frightened of you, Packham. You are licked.

I am not frightened of you neever, Dodge roared all the way back from his front gate as Melvyn did a dummy run after him.

jump in the lake you fat dunce he roared back.

What could we do? Me, Daz and Skinny might have managed to duff him a bit on Dodge’s behalf, but this was Dodge’s blunder, not ours. For the moment Melvyn fooled us. Skinny was in awe, said he’d never seen anyone smack a nose like that. Daz said no one had ever beaten Dodge in a fight ever. I was inclined to friendliness just to have a go on some of his toys. By the end of the afternoon we’d know how things really stood.

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